Célibataires MTG

A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

When this creature enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Deathtouch When Steady-Handed Mook enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one ...

Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.

You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in a silver-bordered game who high-fives you gains 1 lif...

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) {B/P}{B/P}{B/P}{B/P}: Choose a card you own from outside the game that has been banned or restricted...

You may tap Snickering Squirrel to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. That player loses life equal to the result.

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals the top card of their library. Put that card into your hand and you lose life...

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player loses a finger until Sly Spy leaves the battlefield. (The finger is chosen by its own...

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing right in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anyw...

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with the longest name. That player disc...

Flying When Skull Saucer enters the battlefield, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice Skull Saucer when your head stop...

{3}{B}, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark ...

Menace Whenever Overt Operative deals combat damage to a player, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up ont...

Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveya...

Flying Old-Fashioned Vampire gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.

You may activate Ninja's augment ability any time you could cast an instant. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, Augment {2}{B}...

Haste Reveal Masterful Ninja from your hand: Masterful Ninja is on the battlefield and in your hand until end of turn. {1}{B}: Masterful Ninja gets...

Flying Whenever Do-It-Yourself Seraph attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle your library. Do-It-Yoursel...

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on Inhumaniac. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on ...

Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.

As Hangman enters the battlefield, secretly note a word with six to eight letters. {1}: Target player who doesn't control Hangman guesses the noted...

Destroy target creature, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)