Unglued

{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other. B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or

B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card more creatures.

{T}: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.

Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gather...

Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player choose one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning...

Enchant creature For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Chicken. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.) Tap an untapped Chicke...

When Free-for-All enters the battlefield, exile all creatures face down. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exile...

{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of t...

When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice I'm Rubber, You're Glue. Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to y...

Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuff...

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect. 1 — Sacrifice Jack-in-the-Mox and you lose 5 life. 2 — Add {W}. 3 — Add {U}. 4 — ...

{1}{R}, {T}: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they...

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Jester's Sombrero: Look at target player's sideboard, choose three cards from it, and remove those cards from the match.

Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one ...

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

When Mine, Mine, Mine enters the battlefield, each player puts their library into their hand. Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the ...

Mirror Mirror enters the battlefield tapped. {7}, {T}, Sacrifice Mirror Mirror: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchan...

Exile all permanents and all cards from all graveyards. Each player shuffles their hand into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's l...

Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage t...

Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.

When Spark Fiend enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you rolled 7 or 11, don't ro...

{1}{G}: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirre...