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At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach Hans, run It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a c...

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a...

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the c...

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the c...

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that playe...

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that playe...

Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. Tha...

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. Tha...

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is e...

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is ...

Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its converted mana cost. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row...

Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chi...

Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R} Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was ki...

Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R} Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was ki...

City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector thi...

{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector thi...

Enchant creature Curse of the Fire Penguin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.

Enchant creature Curse of the Fire Penguin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.

As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.

As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.