unglued

First strike {1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the H...

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: Mesa Chicken gains flying until end of turn.

({T}: Add {R}.)

Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add {B}{B}.

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

Flying

({T}: Add {W}.)

Flying Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultryge...

Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a ...

({T}: Add {B}.)

Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.

As Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield with a number of funk counters on it ...