Unhinged

Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Oubleday ikestray Enwhay ouyay eakspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay Atinlay Igpay.

Oubleday ikestray Enwhay ouyay eakspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay Atinlay Igpay.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your ...

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your...

Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.

Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.

As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist ...

As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist...

{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector thi...

{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector thi...

As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.

As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. ...

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. ...

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment.

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment.

{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.

{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.