Unglued

{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

{T}: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronz...

{4}, {T}: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that...

Flying {1}, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all dama...

({T}: Add {G}.)

{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of t...

({T}: Add {U}.)

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect. 1 — Sacrifice Jack-in-the-Mox and you lose 5 life. 2 — Add {W}. 3 — Add {U}. 4 — ...

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Jester's Sombrero: Look at target player's sideboard, choose three cards from it, and remove those cards from the match.

Mirror Mirror enters the battlefield tapped. {7}, {T}, Sacrifice Mirror Mirror: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchan...

({T}: Add {R}.)

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

({T}: Add {W}.)

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.

{4}, {T}, Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: You may put a silver-bordered permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

({T}: Add {B}.)

Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped. Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step. As long as Urza's Contact Lenses i...

{2}: Roll a six-sided die. Urza's Science Fair Project gets the indicated result. 1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn. 2 — Prevent all combat damag...