Unfinity

Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or...

Xenosquirrels enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from Xenosquirrels. If you...

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. When you do, up to X target creatures each get -1/-1 until end of turn...

Open two Attractions. (Put the top two cards of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

As long as you've visited an attraction this turn, Soul Swindler has indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) When...

Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die. 1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn. 2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it. 3 — Six-Sided Die de...

Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result. Draw a card.

Scared Stiff has menace as long as you control a stickered permanent.

As long as one or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it gets +2/+2. As long as two or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has menace. A...

Menace Whenever Quick Fixer deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's a...

After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you roll a 6, crea...

When Line Cutter enters the battlefield, roll to visit your Attractions.

When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then it becomes an Aura with enchant creature. Return a creature ca...

Deathtouch Whenever another creature that has a hat enters the battlefield under your control or a hat sticker is put on a creature you control, ea...

When Gray Merchant of Alphabet enters the battlefield, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you g...

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that pla...

Flying, haste When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.

Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginnin...

When Complaints Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever you rol...

When Deadbeat Attendant enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Deathtouch When Carnival Carnivore enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of...