MTG

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target. Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage fr...

Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R} Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was ki...

Enchant creature Curse of the Fire Penguin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. Tha...

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents.

{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector thi...

As Zombie Fanboy enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+...

As Working Stiff enters the battlefield, straighten your arms. When you bend an elbow, sacrifice Working Stiff.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.

{T}: Choose a word. Target player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard. If that card has the chosen word in its text box, that p...

Target player discards a card. Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Stop That ...

Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body. When a balanced card falls or touc...

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.

Skip your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents. Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your li...

As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist ...

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.

Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill Destroy from you...

Flying, first strike, trample Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay {1}{B}, reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of E...

As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrif...

The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arms and two legs. Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it. T...

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.