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As Meddling Kids enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters. Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.

Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a...

Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.

Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.

Whenever Stone-Cold Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punct...

You may have S.N.O.T. enter the battlefield stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature. S.N.O....

You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.

Shoe Tree enters the battlefield with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters. Shoe Tree gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.

If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target artifact.

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

Phasing, cumulative upkeep {1}, echo {G}{G}, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, ram...

Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.

As Monkey Monkey Monkey enters the battlefield, choose a letter. Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with ...

Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were sear...

As Keeper of the Sacred Word enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3...

All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment.

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You gain life equal to your age.

As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touchi...