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Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronz...

{T}: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.

Whenever Lexivore deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than Lexivore with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or mo...

{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

{4}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.

{1}{G}: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirre...

When Mine, Mine, Mine enters the battlefield, each player puts their library into their hand. Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the ...

Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuff...

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer.

Gus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against ...

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

When Ghazbán Ogress enters the battlefield, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of Gha...

First strike {1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the H...

Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player re...

{1}{G}: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the tota...

Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.

As Elvish Impersonators enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes ...

Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. At the beginning of the f...

Enchant creature For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.

Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect. 1 — Do nothing. 2 — Destroy all artifacts. 3 — Destroy all lands. 4 — Strategy,...

Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with...