Boxing Day

Whenever you crank Buzz Buggy, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

{4}{B}: Combine Zombified from your graveyard with target host. {2}{B}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Augment {4}{B} ({4}{B}, Reveal t...

Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace. {3}{B}{R}, {T}: Put two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlef...

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put all creature cards revealed this way onto the battlefield under your control. They're Z...

The Grand Calcutron can be your commander. When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of...

A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Whenever you crank Boomflinger, roll two six-sided dice. Boomflinger deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between ...

When this creature enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield). Whenever a host enters the battlefield under your contr...

Deathtouch When Steady-Handed Mook enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one ...

Vigilance Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.

Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.

Whenever you crank Bee-Bee Gun, until end of turn, target creature gains "{2}: This creature fights another target creature."

You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in a silver-bordered game who high-fives you gains 1 lif...

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch Cramped Bunker and no other permanents. If the play...

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) {B/P}{B/P}{B/P}{B/P}: Choose a card you own from outside the game that has been banned or restricted...

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your...

You may tap Snickering Squirrel to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.

Whenever you crank Auto-Key, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: You gain 3 life."

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. That player loses life equal to the result.

Reach Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on Willing Test Subject. {6}: Roll a six-sided die.

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals the top card of their library. Put that card into your hand and you lose life...

When this creature enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player loses a finger until Sly Spy leaves the battlefield. (The finger is chosen by its own...