Awesome Monday

A person outside the game chooses an attacking or blocking creature target opponent controls. That player sacrifices that creature.

Whenever you crank Sap Sucker, add {G}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

When this creature enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Target player in a silver-bordered game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginn...

Flying When Skull Saucer enters the battlefield, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice Skull Saucer when your head stop...

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with the longest name. That player disc...

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing left in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywh...

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player loses a finger until Sly Spy leaves the battlefield. (The finger is chosen by its own...

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing right in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anyw...

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals the top card of their library. Put that card into your hand and you lose life...

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. That player loses life equal to the result.

You may tap Snickering Squirrel to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.

{T}: Uninstall all results from Socketed Sprocketer, then roll a six-sided die. Install the result on Socketed Sprocketer. (Put the die on this car...

Counter target spell, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Flying Whenever Spy Eye deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from that player's library.

Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.

Deathtouch When Steady-Handed Mook enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one ...

{6}, {T}: Steamflogger Temp assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Roll a six-sided die. Assemble a number of Contraptions equal to the result. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck ...

When this creature enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a host or has augment, it gains lifelink until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Sundering Fork, destroy target artifact.

Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.) Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.