Awesome Monday

{U}: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.

{U}, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage gains shroud until end of turn. {U}, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of ...

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your ...

Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that cr...

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Number Crunch from yo...

Did you know this creature has flying? Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact firs...

Whenever Smart Ass attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If...

Counter target spell. Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyar...

{1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.

Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature...

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of those cards into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a ...

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arms and two legs. Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it. T...

As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrif...

Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill Destroy from you...

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.

As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist ...

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.

Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body. When a balanced card falls or touc...

Target player discards a card. Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Stop That ...

{T}: Choose a word. Target player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard. If that card has the chosen word in its text box, that p...