Awesome Monday

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer.

Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Whenever Lexivore deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than Lexivore with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or mo...

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronz...

{4}, {T}: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that...

Flying {1}, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all dama...

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.

{4}, {T}, Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: You may put a silver-bordered permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped. Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step. As long as Urza's Contact Lenses i...

{2}: Roll a six-sided die. Urza's Science Fair Project gets the indicated result. 1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn. 2 — Prevent all combat damag...

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {R}.)

({T}: Add {G}.)

Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: Mesa Chicken gains flying until end of turn.