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As Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield with a number of funk counters on it ...

Enchant player As Volrath's Motion Sensor enters the battlefield, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances Volrath's Motion Sen...

Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Chicken creature token.

Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double D...

{R}, {T}: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate this ability only any time it makes sense.)

If Goblin Bowling Team would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that perman...

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into yo...

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with...

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.

Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. At the beginning of the f...

As Elvish Impersonators enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes ...

Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.

{1}{G}: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the tota...

Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player re...

First strike {1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the H...

When Ghazbán Ogress enters the battlefield, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of Gha...

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

Gus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against ...