Awesome Monday

When this creature dies, create a 6/6 blue Whale creature token with "When this creature dies, create a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token."

When this creature dies, create a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token.

{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Untap target creature. It gets +2/+2 until end of turn and can block an additional creature this turn.

{1}{W}, Exile Dauntless Cathar from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sacrifice a creature: Phyrexian Ghoul gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

When Ravenous Chupacabra enters the battlefield, destroy target creature an opponent controls.

Relentless Rats gets +1/+1 for each other creature on the battlefield named Relentless Rats. A deck can have any number of cards named Relentless R...

Defender {1}{U}: Returned Phalanx can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.) Cycling—Pay 2 life. (Pay 2 life, Discard this card: Draw ...

Deathtouch Morph—Reveal a black card in your hand. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its mo...

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

{B}: Regenerate Twisted Abomination. Swampcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your ha...

{1}{B}, Discard a card: Return Undead Gladiator from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep. Cycling {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Discard...

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life unless an opponent has 10 or less life.

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) {B}: Regenerate Will-o'-the-Wisp. (The next time this creature w...

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

When Balduvian Horde enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you discard a card at random.