Awesome Monday

Whenever an opponent discards a card, Megrim deals 2 damage to that player.

Target player discards two cards.

Relentless Rats gets +1/+1 for each other creature on the battlefield named Relentless Rats. A deck can have any number of cards named Relentless R...

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors ...

Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Enchant creature At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player loses 1 life.

Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+1.

Sacrifice a creature: Vampire Aristocrat gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Defender (This creature can't attack.) {B}: Regenerate Wall of Bone. (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, it isn't. Instead ...

Flying Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -2/-1.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Berserkers of Blood Ridge attacks each combat if able.

Each player draws three cards, then discards three cards at random.

Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn. (They can attack and {T} even if they just came under your control.)

Flying {R}: Dragon Whelp gets +1/+0 until end of turn. If this ability has been activated four or more times this turn, sacrifice Dragon Whelp at t...

{R}: Fiery Hellhound gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each target beyond the first. Fireball deals X damage divided evenly, rounded down, among any number of targets.

Enchant creature {R}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.