Awesome Monday

{T}: Goblin Artillery deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.

The next 2 damage that a source of your choice would deal to you and/or permanents you control this turn is dealt to any target instead.

Ignite Disorder deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target white and/or blue creatures.

Whenever Inferno Elemental blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, Inferno Elemental deals 3 damage to that creature.

Jackal Familiar can't attack or block alone.

Lava Axe deals 5 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+2.

Up to three target creatures can't block this turn.

{T}: Prodigal Pyromancer deals 1 damage to any target.

Pyroclasm deals 2 damage to each creature.

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

Seismic Strike deals damage to target creature equal to the number of Mountains you control.

Destroy target artifact.

When Sparkmage Apprentice enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to any target.

{T}: Target creature you control with toughness less than Stone Giant's power gains flying until end of turn. Destroy that creature at the beginnin...

Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Defender (This creature can't attack.) {R}: Wall of Fire gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Each opponent sacrifices a land.

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) When Acidic Slime enters the battlefield, destroy target artifa...